Voting present?

This is why I could not vote for him. He appears to freeze up every time something major goes down. I may be wrong, and it may be that he will come up with some devastatingly brilliant insight and turn the entire Middle East around, but my bet is that the One is once again voting "present."

Remember, when Bush golfed as chaos reigned, he was disaffected and cold. But Obama is the most ubercool dude to ever grace the White House, so he's just chilling, right?